Wish List

I wish that....


OBGYN offices had two separate waiting rooms; One for pregnant women and one for women wanting to avoid pregnancy.

Drinking fountains’ water pressure didn’t fluctuate with the flushing of toilets.

Gyms had skinny mirrors.

Dentist offices had magazines other than Highlight.

Hospital gowns came with instructions.

Chopsticks came with a handle.

Motion censored paper towel dispensers were actually triggered by motion.

80’s style clothing would disappear for good.

Fortune cookies actually dispensed fortunes and not rhetoric.

100 Calorie packs of anything be labeled “Unfulfilling Tease”.