Cracking The Code

When a man says: So, what do you do?

He really means: You’re the hottest chick in the bar and I am trying to grab your attention before the guy with the Porsche does.

When a man says: Can I buy you a drink?

He really means: I want to make you feel obligated to remain in my company.

When a man says: Do you work out?

He really means: If I get too flirtatious, can you cause me bodily harm?

When a man says: Can I get your number?

He really means: I want to send you drunk text messages.