This message is brought to you by your in-house physician Dr. Abby Normal. There is a serious affliction plaguing the work places across America that requires your immediate attention! CRAP Syndrome (Continual Redundancy And Placation) has mainly been spotted in the work places where a set routine is part of the job description. Symptoms of CRAP are as follows: Headaches, nausea, reevaluation of career choices, attempted self termination with an empty toner cartridge, and finally catatonia. If left untreated, CRAP can spread into the afflicted's weekends causing them continual suffering and discomfort. Treatment for CRAP Syndrome is as follows: Vacate the premise where CRAP Syndrome harbors and meet at a watering hole where you can enjoy a cocktail and laughter with fellow co-workers who do not inflame the symptoms of CRAP Syndrome.
Regards,
Dr. Abby Normal
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
CRAP Syndrome
Brought to You By: Sinfully Snarky at 4:21 PM
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BAHA HA HA HA HA HAHAH - OMG - Um, you will soon be vacating said premises and fleeing to the great land of Columbia, SC ... The great arm-pit of SC. I know, I know. Contain your excitement. However, said "CRAP" syndrome won't even dare to follow there!!!!
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