5 Key Indicators That You Love Your Job

1. Management confiscates all pens, pencils and any other writing object that can possibly be used as a weapon and replaces them with crayons.
   
2. You find yourself leaning towards the closest source of natural light like a sun deprived plant.
   
3. Your morning coffee is the ONLY thing that keeps you from telling your coworkers what you really think about them.
   
4. You tap your feet to the beat of nearby keyboard rapping, copy machine thumping and the sound of the air conditioning unit as it kicks on and off.
   
5. You feel like you are trapped in the Discovery Channel show, Meerkat Manner, with your coworkers heads popping up over their cubicles like prairie dogs.